Tuesday, August 14, 2007
I should be cooking the hotdogs.
I do not like cooking. I'm not a bad cook. I just can't bring myself to take the time when I could be doing something more exciting like writing on this blog or just about anything else for that matter. I don't know how to fire up the ole' grill,(i'm afraid of explosions) and I know that grilled hotdogs are tastier then boiled ones. It's pretty sad. What's even more sad is that I wonder why it looks like I cook all the time, (maybe i'm delusional and it really just looks like I eat all the time). And anyway, do you cook hotdogs? Or just warm them up? Whatever i'm obviously just lazy. But it's a goal I have decided to reach and master for all the wonderful reasons that exist, especially the desire I have to nurture my children in every aspect. Hopefully future references will suggest that I am doing a fantastic job cooking nutritious meals. For now i'm going to do a fantastic job supporting my husband at the grill. I'll go get the buns...
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First of all, I own that I hate to cook. I only do it because once a month (or twice) my family asks for something other than pizza and burgers. Just kidding...maybe a few times a week. And B....if you are doing dogs...who takes the time to boil them? That is what microwaves were invented for. Granted the hotdogs aren't pretty when they come out but who cares? You throw them on a slice of bread, 9 times out of 10 we don't have buns, slap your condiments on and there you have it. Dinner in minutes. Love that! That is the true definition of lazy right there! Hmmmmm....I just saw an email about a little girl who did a science fair project that basically showed the degeneration of a plant that was fed with "purified" boiled/cooled water and "purified" microwaved/cooled water. The micro'ed watered plant was very sad looking. Maybe that is why I don't get the nutrients out of all that food I am nuking. Who said hot dogs, microwave mac and cheese, and anything else for that matter have any sort of nutritional value anyway! That could be why I am so voluptuous in places that I shouldn't be. hahahahaha....just looked the word up....okay, I am not voluptuous!!! Look it up and you will laugh your head off. I won't do all the work for you but check it out on dictionary.com...yikes!
What were we talking about?
What the.... you are blogging and your first entry has to do with cooking? Not just any cooking, but firing up the old ball park frank?
You would probably never know by looking at me, but I'm an expert on the subject.
Hands down the best way to cook this little wonder food is to grill. Let me suggest the easiest, most convenient way to do it if you refuse to blow your self up and fire up the grill. It's all about the George Forman grill or something like it. Heat it up for 5 minutes, throw the little beauties on the grill, and 5 minutes later your eating like if you were at the game itself. Another suggestion. Get the kosher ones. I refuse to eat lips and a-holes. Lets eat!!!
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